splitbirth

An excellent album made by a *SEVERELY* Underrated artist, his name is DavidCrypt, he has some other good albums like bootleg advance, playtime seacoast motel, and Null. Null is one of my personal favorites, a good song on there is Temperr. He's most known for his cover of "World's a fuck" by semetary.

Carson: "Yo bro! Did you check the new DabidCrypt album?"

Jason: "Oh Splitbirth? Hell yeah!"

by FlashCasanova November 14, 2023

Splitrock

A small ass town with old people. There are stray cats, big trucks and bigger horses. Touch their trucks and horses, your life will end with a closed door.

Splitrock has some real, old wackos in it.

by Dfghfdghgdd May 5, 2024

Splitback

A person or person's who can not be trusted to tell the truth after being caught lying about something stupid or irrelevant. A liar of the worst sort.

For som background I used to hear this phrase a lot in middle school. And even after I moved to a new town. Which makes me think that it is not local but I've never heard anyone say it since. I tried Google it but all that comes up a pictures of couches.

Me: a can't believe he would lie about something that's stupid, what is even the benefits you know? It just doesn't make any sense.

Friend: What a splitback

by Ddr99 May 7, 2024

Splitting pickles

When you want to avoid a conversation with an undesirable patron while waitressing/bartending.

*waitress to bartender* "fuck that table, I'm gonna be in the back splitting pickles for a minute."

by Pickle Splittler 2 January 17, 2026

splitting the G

passionate gay sex between two Guiness drinkers

“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”

by rasta badmon February 9, 2025

Splitting

Splooge + Shitting = Splitting

When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.

I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.

by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025

Splitting The Baby

It's like that...

Hym "It's LIKE splitting the baby but if instead of giving the baby to the woman who is upset about the baby getting cut in half... You INSTEAD... Just actually split the baby in half. That's a more apt analogy."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025