scooter bug 

A very Awsome southern guy who does not like any northern people. He is crazy and funny and very sarcastic at sometimes.

Hey did you see that guy over their, he is Scooter Bug.

scooter bug by Mr.Bean287373 January 13, 2016

Scootdoot 

Infinite sameness; relating so hard to something it's indescribable

"Omfg I wish I had some Coke Chocolate rn"

"Scootdoot!!!"

Scootdoot by Scootdoot girl December 13, 2017

Scootie

The Shits.. Trots.. uncontrollable diarrhea.

T.O.N.: Hey man, are you ok
T.O.D.: Yea, I'm good. That draft bud light last night gave me the scooties..
T.O.N.: I'm sorry to hear that bro.. the trots are the worst

Scootie by Dank Raccoon December 25, 2017

oh shoot 

Srivi Raghavans favourite catchphrase

Angus - Srivi you're a shitter
Srivi - Oh shoot

oh shoot by Srivi Raghavan February 6, 2022

Time to Shoot the Monkey 

Something to be said when you run out of stuff to say in an internet chatroom. Not as gross as it sounds.

prplppltr1: ...
hawtchick12: ...
prplppltr1: welp, time to shoot the monkey
hawtchick12: eww

Time to Shoot the Monkey by BloodSugarLQ September 10, 2011

poot-n-scoot 

A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.

Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"

Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"

Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"

poot-n-scoot by PooterMagee November 27, 2012

Poke N' Scoot 

When one engages in sexual intercourse on a Razor scooter while in motion

Scotty is the master of the Poke N' Scoot.
Dan failed miserably while attempting the Poke N' Scoot

Poke N' Scoot by Cheesebender January 23, 2017