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wood rage

When you get so mad you get a boner.
"Dude I got so mad at my girl she gave me wood rage."
by Betty white125 January 16, 2018
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paris woods

A boss ass bitch!She gets what she wants and takes it.She is cool under pressure and is chill.She has boys wrapped around her fingers exept loves one boy.She makes bad love decisions but makes good life descions
by D.b.E.e.Z.Y April 9, 2017
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cotton wood

When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.
"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"

"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"

"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"
by freakynasty April 21, 2019
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wood head

Noun: Lacking in normal thought process.
One who has the inability to apply logic.
Has two cats & lives in Cathedral City.
That girl from Palm Springs was a real wood head- but damned she could cook”
by BJV - SF May 27, 2024
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Jonjo woods

by Monkeyguy20 October 6, 2025
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Choping Wood

Masterbate.....:)
Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!
by WOUNDERWIPER March 26, 2009
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maddie woods

A girl who sucks too much dick so she has to go to the dentist to get her tooth fixed.
by Peoplebeingtoosexual01 October 4, 2016
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