Common Core Math

The worst homework ever

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down

by Common Core Mathism March 2, 2023

Math healer

Someone who heals you in math and gets rid of math phobias.

My math healer is a God send.

My math healer saved me and my grades.

I need a math healer to pass this class.

by LingDanc803 March 4, 2023

Math

Math is a pain in a neck I rather die than to do math.

Dad: Why are you not doing your math homework
Me: Everything else is nothing like a pig and a dunk combined.
Dad: I like your style.
Me: Ok.... now get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gamerguy12x March 8, 2023

Math Camp

A place where book smart people go but they have no other smarts than math

Person 1: What are you doing over the summer

Person 2: Im going to math camp

by PlCkLeRlcK March 8, 2023

I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.

Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2023

Math

Something you'll never use in life

Example: exponents... who uses exponents in their daily life, and we have calculators if we need to do math.

by POTIONDRESS March 29, 2023

Harm math

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.

person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.

by girllnexttdoorr June 3, 2024