Math

Math is a pain in a neck I rather die than to do math.

Dad: Why are you not doing your math homework
Me: Everything else is nothing like a pig and a dunk combined.
Dad: I like your style.
Me: Ok.... now get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gamerguy12x March 8, 2023

Math Camp

A place where book smart people go but they have no other smarts than math

Person 1: What are you doing over the summer

Person 2: Im going to math camp

by PlCkLeRlcK March 8, 2023

I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.

Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2023

Math

Something you'll never use in life

Example: exponents... who uses exponents in their daily life, and we have calculators if we need to do math.

by POTIONDRESS March 29, 2023

Harm math

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.

person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.

by girllnexttdoorr June 3, 2024

Math

M: Miraculous
A: I love beating children
T: Truthful
H: Honest

"I love Math"

by BigManJoeyseph June 6, 2024

yoko math

Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono

Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math

by garbagebread June 11, 2024