Facebook Spy 

When someone sends you an invite on Facebook and after noticing their inactivity a few months later you check their profile only to discover that they have no information/misinformation on their page and are only using it to check your Facebook statuses, pictures, and posts.

"Julian is such a Facebook Spy. He always knows what I post and where I've been, but his Facebook page is still blank after 6 months and I'm his only friend on Facebook. What a freak!"

Facebook Spy by Buggs Bunny x86 May 27, 2009

Facebook-bored 

That state in which you're so incredibly bored that you actually choose to tune into the lives of those who share the same feeling via hit social networking service Facebook.

A: hey d00d, just going to click the 'ol home feed until something happens
B: wow, me too, how about that traditional Facebook-bored feeling

Facebook-bored by Pseudointellectualcontributor May 17, 2010

facebook publisher 

Someone who literally publishes there entire life on Facebook or other social networking sites. This behavior includes, but is not limited to uploading tons of pictures of both recent and past activities, daily status updates, friend hunting, constant photo tagging, consistent commenting and obsessive page monitoring. Those who suffer from this syndrome are typically of the narcissistic type displaying moderate to severe levels of self-obsession and delusion.

Boyfriend: "Come on baby, we are going to miss the show"

Girlfriend: "Hold on, while I upload this picture I just took in front of the parking lot sign and update my status"

Boyfriend: "You are such a facebook publisher"

facebook publisher by VM743 June 11, 2010

Facebook hypochondriac 

Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.

This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.

Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.

Facebook hypochondriac by postitnotes July 5, 2010

Facebook fast 

Taking a break from Facebook when you realize you are spending way too much time there.

I had to take a Facebook fast because I was getting nothing done at work.

Facebook fast by PalmSprings09 August 14, 2010

facebook manager 

Having a spouse, friend or family member that updates your status on Facebook and replies,posts and/or comments on your account as if they were you, while you may be sick or injured.

(chick 1) "Its so great to see you, thanks again for staying up late and chatting via Facebook. Your tips in the bedroom really worked with my boyfriend!"

(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my

Facebook Manager while I'm healing."

facebook manager by riskebsns September 16, 2010

Facebook tennis 

Back-and-forth arguing via Facebook status, usually between two people who won't speak directly to one another. Can also be applied to Twitter.

Emily Wesson thinks that some boys just don't know when to quit.

Jack Smith thinks that some girls don't know when to shut the hell up.

David Morrison thinks that some people need to grow a pair and talk like adults instead of playing Facebook tennis.

Facebook tennis by I'd Like a Mulligan October 7, 2010