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Urban Dictionary Users 

Totally, like, the best people out there. They post funny stuff, and make people cri... laugh, all the time. Like seriously, they make such great names for people sent from like God himself.

But in all honesty, please, many of us are sick of scrolling three pages to see the same description for a different name, Every. Fucking. Time.

Sincerely,
An Honest user
There are way too many examples for this, but there’s a key thing in using it: it’s always sarcastic.
Ex: I sure love those Urban Dictionary Users. Don’t we all? -sarcastic ass laugh-
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Urban Dictionary 

The place where ignorant adults can go and learn all modern day slang/drug terms.
"Geebs after school?"
"hell yeah lets get ripped!"

***teacher/parent hears and looks on Urban Dictionary***
"you boys are going for a drug test"
Thanks Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary by bongLoard November 5, 2012

URBAN DICTIONARY 

Online Dictionary , Written by ignorant people, with defenitions mostly used or made up that, fuck knows how they got them. Mostly Funny.
Mike -"Hey Jhonny I went to Urban Dictionary Online and found out that white people are known as "crackers".

Jhonny-"Damn, We are Crakers?"

urban dictionary 

An online slang dictionary where every word means (or has something to do with) a pussy.
1: What is the Scientific Method?
2: Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary!
1: According to Urban Dictionary, the "Scientific Method" is the method in which a man eats pussy in a scientific way.
urban dictionary by RedBlade7 March 27, 2008

the urban dictionary lewd sex act formula 

A method of finding a variety of otherwise disgusting sexual acts. The formula is as follows: (insert nationality) (insert optional adjective) (insert noun).
Scottish windmill, mexican microwave,Alaskan Fire Dragon, the urban dictionary lewd sex act formula

urban dictionary 

Proof that you have lived a sheltered life.
Person 1: I have no idea what that means.
Person 2: <urban dictionary link>
Person 1: Get outta my house.

Urban Dictionary 

A dictionary site where the assholes of the world may have their fucking 5 minutes of fame by stereotyping every fucking thing on this god damned planet not even thinking about how bad it might hurt someone.
this word doesnt need a fucking example you are on the damned site (urban dictionary), search for something you like and focus on the damned stereotyped definitions.
Urban Dictionary by Dead11 December 29, 2007