4 definitions by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole
Totally, like, the best people out there. They post funny stuff, and make people cri... laugh, all the time. Like seriously, they make such great names for people sent from like God himself.
But in all honesty, please, many of us are sick of scrolling three pages to see the same description for a different name, Every. Fucking. Time.
Sincerely,
An Honest user
But in all honesty, please, many of us are sick of scrolling three pages to see the same description for a different name, Every. Fucking. Time.
Sincerely,
An Honest user
There are way too many examples for this, but there’s a key thing in using it: it’s always sarcastic.
Ex: I sure love those Urban Dictionary Users. Don’t we all? -sarcastic ass laugh-
Ex: I sure love those Urban Dictionary Users. Don’t we all? -sarcastic ass laugh-
by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole May 23, 2018
There are many definitions for Fortnite, but don’t believe them all. The actual definition of Fortnite, however, is simple.
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
News Caster: “We are at the scene of a mass shooting, here tonight. We have a survivor here who saw everything. What did you see?”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole June 2, 2018
Trigger is either an action or an object. It may refer to two things:
(1) An object in a firearm, commonly referred to as “the trigger”, that, when pressure is applied to it, causes the firearm to discharged, by means of a mechanism.
(2) An act or event that causes a reaction of some sort.
HOWEVER.
Trigger is NOT a word that can describe a negative reaction to a piece of literature, an opinion, a fact, or an opposing statement. The correct word for that is “overreacting”, or a combination of words, such as “an overly sensitive person who doesn’t like to hear opposing options”.
Don’t like it? Too bad. The word “trigger”, alongside many other words, is not yours to be manipulated.
(1) An object in a firearm, commonly referred to as “the trigger”, that, when pressure is applied to it, causes the firearm to discharged, by means of a mechanism.
(2) An act or event that causes a reaction of some sort.
HOWEVER.
Trigger is NOT a word that can describe a negative reaction to a piece of literature, an opinion, a fact, or an opposing statement. The correct word for that is “overreacting”, or a combination of words, such as “an overly sensitive person who doesn’t like to hear opposing options”.
Don’t like it? Too bad. The word “trigger”, alongside many other words, is not yours to be manipulated.
(1) His finger had to pull the trigger, in order to save his own life, in the face of the attempted murder.
(2) She was having some bad allergies, triggered by the pollen in the air.
(2) She was having some bad allergies, triggered by the pollen in the air.
by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole November 11, 2018
by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole May 30, 2018