Dildoeans

A tribe of soldiers that attack with "dildos" and use helmets made of rubber.

Odysseus attacked with his fellow dildoeans, in search of the sword of Dildus

by FlipperMan November 18, 2016

dildosophagous

A type of behavior derived from, the most inner, braincenter, of the solid, as a result of lacking in the qualifications to be called a real, live, sick, or penis. Meaning that in fact, said person, doesn't even meet the minimum requirements to be labeled a real sick; therefore he must settle for the subpar form, of that of a solid...

You:"Hey Fuckhead, would you quit acting like such a fucking 'Dildosophagous' all of the time..?"

The Imitation Penis:" Huh, what do ya mean..?"
You:"I mean, quit acting like such a lowlife, dumb, piece of shit, summing it up just quit being a godam Dildosophagous,,!"

by Bobbino7869 March 6, 2017

Dildocular

1) a very attractive person—so attractive, in fact, that you would gladly shove said person up your ass if given the opportunity.

2) an adjective to describe

1) Person 1: Hey, did you see insert insanely attractive person yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, they're so hot—dildocular even!

2) Man, those enchiladas your mom made last night were straight up dildocular!

by Seahorse Trash March 8, 2017

Dildopysekug

Someone who is a huge cunt

Jomar is a dildopysekug! He stole my anus

by John i sørøyen June 15, 2017

Dildolic

Being as or like a dildo (i.e. a brainless fuck)
Origin:
A dildo is used for fucking.
A dildo has no brain.
Therefore a dildo is a brainless fuck.

"Egads, that was a totally dildolic way to do that job."

by Why, oh why! September 27, 2017

Dildoa™

a dildo-shaped tube used by women while in bed if they are too lazy to get up to take a piss. usually, a bucket sits on the floor and the Dildoa™ will lead into the bucket to be dumped out later. can also double as an actual dildo

I have to pee so bad... I really wish I had my Dildoa™ right about now

by spuddypotat September 28, 2017

Dildodove

A beauty found in school grounds , the dildo dove is a rare species found in the abandones grounds of schools for seniors. A bird that Shits on its pray. Sir valence the first was a preditor when he got shitten on by the blessings of oat meal on the sirs head. Dildo dove has been inspiring us for milleniums and will always be our number one.

Dildodove I love you alot

by Garida January 10, 2018