clockblock

The sound that leaves the mouth of a dyslexic person attempting to say "cockblock"

"Dude, your friend is a major clockblock"

"Wait, what?"

by echobl January 25, 2010

Clock Multiplier

What you multiply your work hours by to get in 8 hours a day

He got here at 10 and left at 4, what gives? Oh wait, he is running a 1.33 clock multiplier.

by ClownShoes123 July 8, 2010

Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.

Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.

by Blue Collared July 1, 2011

cloaking device

a condom, see party hat

Before penetration, engage cloaking device.

by red rosie September 12, 2011

Cloaking bowls

Using a contraption or method to conceal the fact that you are smoking a bowl.

Timmy was cloaking bowls in the basement and his mom didnt even notice when she came down to switch the laundry

by LameyLynn September 29, 2011

clockblock

when you ask for the time and someone refuses to tell you.

you: hey can i get the time sweenykins?

sweenykins: absolutly not!

you: what a clockblocker

by james.p. November 3, 2011

clock pinched

whistle bit
caught between the hour hand and the minute hand

we got clock pinched for lunch

by duckmans December 2, 2011