Modern era people making a false claim to being followers of Jesus Christ. They reject solid doctrine and embrace a Name it and claim it turn the other cheek dogma. They dismiss and ignore scripture that defines the fullness of God and Jesus Christ. They seek a feminized diluted gospel in order to appear loving and inclusive all the while rejecting the exclusivity of Salvation.
The Anderson family attends church every Sunday at a corporate State licensed church. They listen to sermons that reinforce the Global Doctrine of Interfaith and the deluded systems of modern interpretation of long defined truths. These truncated or "Buffet" Christians are following a path to no where and willingly invite others to join them. The Neo-Christian is waiting for a Cosmic Bail out while refusing to OCCUPY for Christ as commanded to do so.
by Dutch Joens August 21, 2011
Get the Neo-Christian mug.A current chatroom on the P2P software known as Soul Seek. It's a music based chatroom concerning all the underground music, or music you wouldn't hear on your local christian radio. A room where people from all over the world can congregate online, and chat amongst themselves, share music, and just hang out.
There are currently 134 users in the Christian Underground, half of them are probably trolls with no lives.
by Nick Lotze February 8, 2005
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christian jazz is a genre of music founded on march 5th, 2005, because thats when i invented it. artists include "The Big Jesus Caberet" as well as "Reverend Lovejoys Funkified Trio". haha julian, i was right. i rule. thats right, i fucking own!!!!!
christian jazz is a kind of music that is better than normal jazz, but not nearly as good as nirvana. nirvana rocks balls.
by j to tha ross March 15, 2005
Get the christian jazz mug.A lameass school in Champaign, Illinois under the admninistration of Dan Cole, who doesnt have a clue what in God's name he is doing...... Example of a lameass policy..... (excerpt from handbook) any student who misses 15 or more class days ,without special permission from the administration, will have to attend summer classes, in order to advance to the next grade, because that student has not "mastered" that subject......... so sure even if youre gettin a C or above in all of youre classes, you still get flunked! basically they are incouraging you to bring sick kids to school so they can get other kids sick....stupid evangelists
by Don_incognito April 29, 2005
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by layl0w November 21, 2010
Get the Christian mug.Christianity:One of the most popular religions in western society. It is looked down on by many AND thought highly of by many too. Christianity wouldn't be as looked down upon by non-christians IF the ALL people IN the religion knew how to control what they say about other religions and such.
Radical christians and groups of christians are the absolute (sp?) worst of the worst and example see christian attack OR westboro baptist church.
Most are well mannered and won't be rude to people that don't share their beliefs BUT there are a good number that will preach and try to get you to convert.
The religion itself is based around the bible. Which for all we know could have been written by somebody on and acid trip.
If you think about it, it's much like satanism only the exact opposite. They both believe in a diety (sp?) that can't be proven exists, practice rituals like praying and chants and stuff. And they both have the symbols to represent (sp?) them (cross and INVERTED pentagram).
The limits of the christian people are endless and constantly added to. Seriously, they can't be listed there's too many!
Radical christians and groups of christians are the absolute (sp?) worst of the worst and example see christian attack OR westboro baptist church.
Most are well mannered and won't be rude to people that don't share their beliefs BUT there are a good number that will preach and try to get you to convert.
The religion itself is based around the bible. Which for all we know could have been written by somebody on and acid trip.
If you think about it, it's much like satanism only the exact opposite. They both believe in a diety (sp?) that can't be proven exists, practice rituals like praying and chants and stuff. And they both have the symbols to represent (sp?) them (cross and INVERTED pentagram).
The limits of the christian people are endless and constantly added to. Seriously, they can't be listed there's too many!
Hardcore christian: OMGosh! you don't believe in god!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL YOU BAD PERSON WHO WORSHIPS MR. EVILPANTS!!!!
me myself and I: i don't believe in god because there isn't enough (sp?) evidence to prove he/she/whatever exists. i ALSO don't believe in SATAN NOT mr. evilpants or the devil because those aren't the real names for him/her/whatever for the same reasons.
hardcore christian: WHATEVER BURN IN HELL FAG.
me myself and I: i don't believe in god because there isn't enough (sp?) evidence to prove he/she/whatever exists. i ALSO don't believe in SATAN NOT mr. evilpants or the devil because those aren't the real names for him/her/whatever for the same reasons.
hardcore christian: WHATEVER BURN IN HELL FAG.
by ms. randompants February 24, 2008
Get the christian mug.This is an institution in Fort Worth, TX. It is populated by wannabe-yuppie scum who are busy learning to be real yuppie scum. Many decadent people attend this school, but enjoy the facade that going to a "respectable" school gives them. Ted Bundy would be in heaven here. Also, some people have been forced to leave their homes when TCU decided to pay people to wreck them to the ground, that way this institution could have YET ANOTHER building for yuppie "education", even as they already have a whooooole lot of 'em. To openly insult these untouchables while living in Fort Worth is not only the epitome of "uncool" here, but also potentially harmful to you.
In Fort Worth, to submit to, obey, and appease people like those who populate the Texas Christian University campus is considered REAL REBELLION. If you don't find this scenario palatable, DON'T COME HERE. STAY AWAY. I'M WARNING YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
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