Schrödinger’s Chopped

A person who varies in their attractiveness, both subjectively and objectively seemingly to the will of the “audience.”

Yo you see that girl, sometimes she’s absolutely bad, other times downright chopped. She’s definitely Schrödinger’s Chopped.

by rweg613 May 20, 2025

Off my chops

When you have taken a lot of MDMA and your jaw clenches uncontrollably

Took two bangers and was off my chops!

by Thepoweradeenthusiast May 02, 2019

Squeeze the chop

Used to indicate that an objective has been achieved or a task completed.

Boss: Did you finish the job boys?
Worker: Squeeze the chop boss!

by Ricesee March 08, 2019

Chop Suey

Shredded chicken and gravy with a side of rice or mashed potatoes.

The school lunch served chop suey today.

by helzwar007 August 17, 2017

mud chop

A male who's on the bigger side & has definitely been on that medication that forms breast on the male body. Who gets a shitty ginger fade. Also known to be a complete retards but is still in denial when called out.

Damn, that guy right their with the unwanted tits is a real mud chop

by SuberSypher April 21, 2017

I’ve got chops

Typically referring to one’s skill(s) and/or experience.

Heard in the series of Gilmore girls, that can be viewed on Netflix, when Brian is instructing Zack on which guitar chords he must play, in a speedy manner. Season 5: ep. 5.

ZACH: “Yo, kid flash, slow down. I’ve got chops, but I’m not Les Paul.”

by floatingglitterworm& July 19, 2024

Astronomic Chop

ASTRONOMIC CHOOPSS.
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.

wind
fire

crazy wheels

mike: yo wanna get some chops?
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!

chops wind fire crazy wheels

by Mikey Bruno February 18, 2011