Chode

Juan has a chode. A short hmfat penis
by Juan is gay October 5, 2019
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Chode

I have a chode.
by anonymous March 11, 2021
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Sigma Chode

A penis that is between 0.5-2 inches, is known as a sigma chode. This is the correct terminology to say rather than saying the incorrect term, micropenis.
Stupid female: Ew you have a micro penis
Sigma: Actually is a sigma chode, stupid woman.
by Alpha ohio February 28, 2024
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Chode

A dick that’s short and wide. Can also be used to call someone names.
"Holy fuck bro, you have a chode"
"Shut up, you chode"
by Mighty wise man December 28, 2020
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Chode

What lies on my cuck friend, Matt's, groin.
Person 1: I bet Matt's dick is big!
His Girlfriend: Naw, he's got an effing chode.
by throwitindatraaaaaaaaashhhhhhh January 16, 2018
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Chode check

When you want to verify is someone has a chode
Alex definitely has a chode, let’s go chode check him to make sure
by Sports net February 16, 2024
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