The Caelen Effect

A phenomenon where one girl walks into a room and makes all the other girls look not as pretty

Jack: dude, all these girls in here are sooo hot this party is lit
Alex: bro wait. Did you see Caelen? She's right there causing the Caelen effect.
Jack: damn, all these girls look mid now compared to her.

by Jackb604 December 7, 2023

Jesus cable

A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)

Tech A:"Don't use that cable"
Normie:"Why"
Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"

by afuckingtech February 11, 2024

Cartunes calebjosh

When two employees at a car audio/ window tinting/detailing/emergency lighting outfitting/ poor people free vehicle checking shop engage in anal and the giver receives a poop cork from the power bottom who forgot to douche before making love. The poop cork typically will remain unnoticed until the giver takes his first post cum pee and hears a “ting” in the toilet as the poop cork is pushed out the end of his penis and rumpled foreskin at a high velocity into the side of the toilet bowl like a co2 powered air soft gun shooting poop pellets. The origin of the poop cork usually derived from a male of larger than average length reaching the untapped poop deposit buried deep in the power bottoms butt mine. Once poop corks are achieved, it is usually referred to as a long wall just as it is in coal mining. Only this is poop mining with a goal of eventual cum mining.

Josh was mining Caleb’s butt mine when he struck a previously untapped poop mine with his long wall drill Dong. They knew they had struck smelly gold when Joshs long wall spewed cum then got packed with poop forming a poop cork. At that point, Caleb knew he had been cartunes calebjosh

by Shadowcasteratcartunesmr1000 April 6, 2024

Skibidi Cale

Skibidi Toilet Character!!!!!

The new Skibidi Toilet episode with Skibidi Cale in it is great!

by entershift April 28, 2024

Jumper cables

Jumper Cables is a game where participants, typically standing in a circle, use a pairs of jumper cables to beat one another until only one participant is left standing.

Hey bro! You wanna play jumper cables?

by Doglyus June 26, 2024

White Caleb

a term for a faggot who tends to sway in the way of large black men, preferably during wrestling or jiu jitsu. this negro often is Caucasian and a redneck and is a jizz junkie nig nog

yo that guy's a total White Caleb

by djnfdhjfb December 2, 2024

Lesbian Cable

Noun (humorous)

1. A female to female cable or extension cord, most commonly used in the context of describing a 1/4in female to 3.5mm jack, or other cables used in the music scene.

Origin: playful nomenclature derived from the loose function of female/female extension cords, as well as a play on words relating to lesbianism.

Ayo, sista, pass me the lesbian cable, ima plug in my guitar!

My aux cord won’t reach from the backseat, can you whip out the lesbian cable so I can plug in my phone?

by Asriel___LOVER March 16, 2026