Holy shit am I hung over from that party last night. Someone mix me a black Mexican so I can get out of bed.
by Matthew Creveling January 10, 2017
Get the black mexicanmug. The use of conjuring spells through satanic or morbid means. Usually involves summoning evil spirits or sacrifice.
by Naimad808 January 5, 2019
Get the Black Magicianmug. The redneck version of Chuck Norris. He is more recognizable, respectable, and more omnipotent. He does not date ugly women, even sugar mamas. He can imbibe an infinite amount of beer before he becomes drunk. He is an exellent golfer, the best in whichever state he is currently occupying. He was in Korea, even if he's in his 20's or his 90's. He knows more about every single SEC football team than everyone else in the world. He becomes an owner of a pub simply by drinking there. He usually has a shrill, nigh feminine laugh, but a staredown that will make your head explode. He is probably only about 5 feet and a half tall, but he'd wipe the floor with your candy-tail. He should have a tattoo on one of his arms (usually right), which is always a dangerous creature, that comes alive and strikes at his command. He can kill you by drinking himself to your death. He hates blacks, but his GMC truck is sittin' on twenty-fo' dubbs. And if you say anything to him about it, he will erase your existence from ever having happened. He is more man than you could ever believe. His father most likely had the name of a dog. He killed Koreans for a living. He uses babies as gasoline. He has pink short-shorts. They're awesome.
You: My God!
Randy Black: Actually, just call me Randy
Randy Black: Beer sobers me.
Randy Black: Mas cervesas, barmaid!
Randy Black: Yes, I myself am rhetorical.
Randy Black: Actually, just call me Randy
Randy Black: Beer sobers me.
Randy Black: Mas cervesas, barmaid!
Randy Black: Yes, I myself am rhetorical.
by im not t dubb August 9, 2009
Get the Randy Blackmug. by shizzle makizzle October 21, 2003
Get the black wackmug. The black worm can happen after anal sex. When you urinate a painfull wormlike stream of poo comes out of your penis.
by J.D.T. December 24, 2007
Get the black wormmug. by Jo Bloggs III October 14, 2012
Get the The Black Doctormug. I'm suing Pizza Hut because they put BIGBLACK on my receipt instead of my name! Yeah, sure, I'm a big black guy, but I will still sue because I'm insecure!
by Anonymous938743 November 1, 2010
Get the big blackmug.