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Squeezing the beef 

The action of taking a dump. As if you were to squeeze some carne asada out of your butthole.
Fricken Kyle is squeezing the beef again.
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Mississippi roast beef sandwich 

When you fuck your cousin so hard her pussy falls out so you put some bread and mustard on it and eat her out.
Me: bro i ate a mississippi roast beef sandwich last night!

Friend: that sounds awesome, what is it?
Me: my cousin!

dangle beef 

Labia that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. Often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky in her panties.
"Damn! Look at the dangle beef on her!" "Eww, I know! She's got so much scrap meat down there that Oscar Mayer wants to shoot her snatch for some bologna commercials."
dangle beef by Terik October 17, 2007

Pit Beef 

A grudge or grievence against a person or persons generated within a mosh pit.

Pit Beef is created mostly during hardcore/punk and/or metal shows, where moshing and dancing turns more into an angst driven argument or fight. Much like when dogs play with eachother and it appears as if they are fighting, so is the Mosh Pit. Encompassed within The Pit, sometimes moshing and dancing can generate Pit Beef with others, causing problems and kids "starting" with eachother.
Me and Brophy have Pit Beef. Last show he windmilled right into my sister.

I thought I had Pit Beef with that kid Potty, but then after the show he was buyin me beers.
Pit Beef by PeteNutz November 7, 2008

jizzy beef 

The name of a girl who works at Legoland in Village Green. And she has man hands.
Hey Jizzy Beef, you wanna go on lunch together?
jizzy beef by lalalalenis January 28, 2009

Ground Beef

what happens when when a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and shreds your dick
your girl gave me a blowjob last night and i woke up with ground beef !