Band kid

A ton of band kids are pretty fucking chill, but the other handful of kids are fucking annoying as shit, and there probaly gingers too 😔.

Brendan is such an annoying band kid.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Band Kid

A stereotype used to refer to people who partake in band activities . They tend to use out of date words memes and tend to think they are funny when they are not. They tend to spend a lot of time on Reddit and don’t have many friends outside of their band circle. Also they tend to like the game undertale and like to hum the song of it and make sure everyone else suffers from it.

Band kids are so annoying

by Dolphin0510 June 17, 2022

Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

band anon

A more 'band orientated' group that if you call them banons flip a lid. They say band anons were before everyone joined

I'm a band anon not a banon.

by Why not banon? December 29, 2013

the ittie bittie indie band

The most awesome duo to ever grace the music industry since 1991, the ittie bitty indie band exploded into anonymity in 2010.

"Are you going to go see the ittie bittie indie band tonight?"
"Hell Yeah! They are the most awesome duo to ever grace the music industry since 1991!!"

by vickkaymay April 29, 2010

Mr. Bands

When you’re getting fat stacks and need to make a quick call

Sorry I can’t talk right now I need to have a talk with Mr. Bands.

by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023