by BiggadyB June 25, 2017
Get the No hand thunderclap mug.Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
by 508gang June 26, 2017
Get the jizz hands mug.by Camoflage Corey November 5, 2017
Get the talented hand mug.A taunt used with your arms spread open and slightly halfway raised, as though being crucified, while approaching someone.
by SplishSplashOnMyRash November 29, 2017
Get the Jesus Hands mug.The process of spinning hands in the air to symbolize your sexual desires. The double hand spins represent jerking off and the double hands emphasizes the gay practice of such. This can all be put together when a girl does it to show that she wants to be done by multiple men at once. Typically in the mouth. She has an unquenchable thirst for semen.
by lliiilllging December 6, 2017
Get the Hand oscillating mug.Its when you can use your mouth on the opposite sex private parts without using any assistance from your hand.
by Crazycouple144 March 9, 2018
Get the no hand dance mug.After coming home from her spin class Mary bolted to her room to do a furious session of hand cardio before her shower .
by All in July 2, 2016
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