A gym junkie that has worked excessively on the torso and general upper body portion of his body. The Legs of the donkey kong roller generally represent small dwarfed sticks compared to the rest of the body similar in bodily figure to donkey kong who primarily moves about by swinging torso through arms and rolling, hence 'roller'.
Dude, i hate it how chicks always go for donkey kong rollers, they're heaps vulnerable to leg attacks and cant run anywhere .
by frodo bagginses precious December 30, 2009
Get the donkey kong rollermug. A single white female that lives in close proximity to a bando. She often drinks in questionable locations (dives) whilst preying on older men (donkeys) with tattoos and bad attitudes. Also see: Jellybean
by Marg24 July 6, 2015
Get the muddy donkey divermug. when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho
by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009
Get the donkey kong a homug. basically its when an ishmael and another ishmael crawl up a christof's asshairs and out of one his many booty hole. This means that ishmael is a succ boi and he like to eat christof's greek nut.
by bigsuccnutboi623 September 26, 2016
Get the donkey analmug. A female version of an unconventional sex act. A female straddles a male in the cowgirl position. When he is about to ejaculate, she punches him in the chest, and grabs onto his neck. She rides him to orgasm as tries to remove her from his penis.
This is a playful act, usually consensual in nature. The 'punch' is more of a shock or surprise, and can be done with ice, or other method to shock the male. Slapping, feathers, cold water, a finger in the ass, or anything of that nature will achieve the desired result. The purpose is to achieve female orgasm by a male partner who is trying to escape.
This is a playful act, usually consensual in nature. The 'punch' is more of a shock or surprise, and can be done with ice, or other method to shock the male. Slapping, feathers, cold water, a finger in the ass, or anything of that nature will achieve the desired result. The purpose is to achieve female orgasm by a male partner who is trying to escape.
My boyfriend didn't get me off for a week, when he was trying to rush last night, I gave him a Donkey Punch (ladies) !
by EVILEYE SAM June 23, 2010
Get the Donkey Punch (ladies)mug. Similar to a regular Donkey Punch, but instead of punching them, you use a tire iron for hitting.
(CAUTION: Could cause people to be seriously injured. This is a hypothetical senerio.)
(CAUTION: Could cause people to be seriously injured. This is a hypothetical senerio.)
by Neil Hicks September 22, 2006
Get the Extreme Donkey Punchmug. When someone partakes in evening activities and getting extremely intoxicated and going up to the drunkest, most ugliest and fattest women in the bar and scoring with them, or carry on a conersation. Once a man has either scored, or hit on at least 5 different Swamp Donkey's he screams out BINGO and wins the game!!
Anytime I go out with Richard all I hear is BINGO because he loves playing Swamp Donkey Bingo and scoring!!
by filthy apprentice August 24, 2006
Get the Swamp Donkey Bingomug.