DA SHIT points

What you get when a monkey pelts you with its poo.

Michelle gained 3 DA SHIT points at the zoo yesterday.

by Bananaramalama August 17, 2010

fucking asshole shit

The sentence that comes to one's mind when he or she see someone fucking hot.

Fucking asshole shit ! Pietro Boselli is god damn hot.

by supersexycherry November 26, 2017

absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner

Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis

by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025

Shit Chat

Talking via IM or text while taking a shit. A chit chat, while you shit

I dont think she realized I shit chatted with her

by iokua84 March 8, 2017

Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.

Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.

by MightyQuin78 April 23, 2021

GOPiece of Shit

Used to describe the sentiment when members of the GOP say things that make them look like real fuc*tards. E.g.: Michelle Bachman trying to suggest that Obamacare will kill people.

"Michelle Bachman just touted that Obamacare will kill children and seniors... What a GOPiece of Shit"

by Flobie Jim September 27, 2013

KNOW NO SHIT

If someone insults you by saying NO SHIT here is the truth.

Something you should never say to a SHITEATER as shows your blind to true usages.

Super aware that is an impossibility.

Hey don't say NO SHIT to .me because you don't KNOW NO SHIT because you are FULL OF SHIT ass wipe.

Do you realize I got a lot of SHITEATER FRIENDS and by you saying NO NO NO,SHIT as you have no idea that KNOW NO SHIT is what you never mean because you just plain don't know.

Hey guy as NO SHIT as if you KNOW NO SHIT that it is an IMPOOSIBILITY.

by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021