shitted

very lit, like from weed usually, or another substance. you can be shitted from caffeine too. it means your mental state is gone or in another dimension. basically your on one.

i just took a gummy, im so shitted.

i smoked a whole joint, ive never been more shitted. i need to eat 4 abc cookies rn. i need to be on the floor in a ball rn. #imshitted

by toadbetchemp95vegan April 18, 2022

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

SHITS AND GIGGLES.

Climactic culminated ORGASM.

After SHITTING you laugh to get even with the ELDER AND TRANSGENDER ABUSERS loss prevention security.

Well I SHITS AND GIGGLES. so much after that continuously spasmodis DICKING in the ASSHOLE.

I had the SHITS AND GIGGLES. so much , I started touching everything in the WINCO FOODS sight after I saw DAVID BUTLER the CFO , I touched their PRECIOUS ETERNAL bottle of the SHITS POTION number 31.

by HOMOSEXUAL CASTRATION August 20, 2021

Shit-stick

When a place/item that’s supposed to be a luxury, gets extremely disheveled, and worn down

“The hotel had been left for so long, it practically became a Shit-stick”

by REyoyER March 21, 2020

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Shit the Bitch

To trash the four cards in a game of Kemps.

*Four un-used cards*

Dealer: "Alright, shit the bitch?"

by TropicThunder19 April 17, 2011

Shit Pincher

Another word for butthole. Usually it could be used in a more aggressive manor.

“Bro you smell like ass, do you even clean your shit pincher?”

by Knifemaster1000 June 27, 2021