Shit

poop

Boy: did you just shit your pants

Girl: yes I did

by Mlabniouri## February 16, 2015

glamour shit

Taking a photo while during a bowel movement, properly timed this produces a relaxed facial expression similar to those achieved by a glamour shot

Bronson looks very peaceful in his most recent glamour shit.

by Dome ass March 13, 2019

rusty shit

The painfull scrathes you feel while pooing after you ate spicy food

Man after eugene and I ate that curry I have a serious case of rusty shit

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

Took a shit on Bob

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.

*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.

by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023

One-Waying Shit Talker

The type of person who will say 1 after every single kill, fakeduck, and hold oneways. When someone asks him a question, he retorts with something like "shut up nn I bet you don't even know what an LBY breaker is!"

No one asked you One-Waying Shit Talker

by Thanos' Large Purple COCK! November 24, 2019

Shit Slit

Shit slit is in reference to the arse hole

Wipe off your shit slit , then flush the toilet!

by SlicksBadGirl aka BadKittie March 10, 2022

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023