Stuy Shit

Someone high after using drugs, or someone you think is taking drugs.

I swear to God you're on some stuy shit right now.

by Ttraybowl January 1, 2021

Picasso Shits

When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.

“After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”

“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”

by Picassopoo April 20, 2020

Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012

Manufacturing a shit

Successfully forcing oneself to defecate when one doesn't have the urge to do so.

John told his wife that he had to take a dump, but he found himself manufacturing a shit after his urge was a false alarm.

by Original Orangutans June 30, 2023

screebin yo shit

the act of exploding ur semen on the side of a women

im screebin my shit on you my bad.
are you screebin yo shit on me?

by OlGrumpyWizard January 28, 2025

Shit Collector

Someone who always looks at the shitty side of a situation.

Someone who can always spin something good into bad.

I was excited about my new job. But my girl started complaining about the uniforms. She’s a total shit collector

by Chapper27 July 20, 2023

The shit

André 3000.

I'M THE SHIT!

by gizzmokids December 2, 2018