frat weed

Overpriced weed that does not get you high.

Stephan: "Ayo need any weed for this weekend? I'll hook you up."
Rob: "Hell no kid you sell that frat weed shit get stepping or get dropped bitch."

by disclexic March 28, 2021

Weed Whacker

A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.

Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others

by Slimetheboss July 4, 2020

weed hound

Someone that smokes a shit load of weed.

Ever since Carlos got deported, he's become a major weed hound.

by wah1232 March 17, 2017

Weed Ogre

A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.

A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.

Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”

by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025

Carson Weed

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.

"You're a total Carson Weed"

by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021

Weed

read the weed!

Weed yo products!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020

Weeds

Black people, especially American blacks, but as evidence reveals all sub-Saharan Africans as they have poor impulse control, have a proclivity for rape, robbery, murder, and violence in general. Thus making them the weeds of society in particular and humanity in general. See Margaret Sanger's opinion of the "rougher" ethnicities for reference.

Person 1: Terrible news about that poor, white kid that was beaten to death at school.
Person 2: Yeah, those weeds need to be dealt with.

by MosesI February 18, 2024