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Test is the best.
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The Fitnessgram Pacer Test™

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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Test

Bruh test
Hi: test
by Schutzheim August 16, 2021
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Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
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The Beep test

NO, NO, PLEASE GOD, NO!
You're lucky if you haven't done this, and I'm assuming you haven't considering you've looked it up on here. It's a test in which people (usually students doing this for P.E.) running back and forth between two points 20m apart. Each run must be synchronized with a pre-recorded audio track which plays beeps (hence the name 'beep test') at regular intervals.
PEteach: "Okay guys, time for The Beep test!"
Everyone: "oh no."
by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020
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The hell test

Oh no way is that a Nietzsche this? He seriously reimagined a situation were Diogenes went around looking for a single honest person? That's hilarious!
Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!! DOUBLY FORETOLD! That is hilarious! The hell test is a Nietzsche thing!? Ha! Hahaha! What did I say about being in the same vein as that guy! I'm telling you, he had a near death experience, I kill God, I summon Nietzsche, we converse, he is resuscitated, he tries to warn everyone that God is dead, no one listens, I perform the test, can't find a single honest person, resolve to kill God, succeed, summon Nietzsche, endless loop of causality. This is priceless! But it could be a trap so I won't get ahead of myself. Ha!
by Hym Iam March 9, 2023
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Testing

Getting Tested

Usually in reference to one's patience wearing thin, in other words, being "Tested"

or as a forewarning/threat

"Don't test me"
TESTING (Includes but is not limited to):
•IQ
•SAT
•STD

ect. ect.
by Sebasstand February 21, 2024
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