Mike

The term given to a miserable, shell of a man that is dating or married to a Karen. (see simp)

Carl: "So, yeah... Karen made me get rid of the Porsche and get a mini van."
Andy: "Congrats on the new kid!!"
Carl: "She's not pregnant."
Andy: "...Mike"

by MRTY-2002 October 6, 2020

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Mike&Julz Effect

A term for when you need automatic wins, you summon the duo. To activate its special ability, you must also have a diamond to sacrifice

I am down so much SR today, I need a Mike&Julz Effect

by DoopSnogg January 22, 2025

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Mike Fomle

When your BMI is larger than your phone number

Damn bro I feel like Mike fomle

by Diogenes the great March 27, 2024

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Delulu Mike

When Mike has one too many shotguns and or shots.
The most intense blackout you've experienced.

"Mike. You went Delulu last night. Not cool"
"You went Delulu Mike last night."

by Supperfudge123 August 23, 2023

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Mike Jenner

Multi-talented, musician

Mike Jenner is a multi-talented person

by Mike Jenner November 24, 2021

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Mike Fitts

Tulane University's current president; he claps like a seal and kind of racist. He's known for buying underaged students drinks and mistaking any poor person as his personal Uber.

Mike Fitts bought me booze at Commander's Palace.

Omg what drink?!

I ordered a coffee and it had whisky in it.

:0 No way!

by coolrosie1000 February 23, 2024

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