Skip to main content

michael washington

michael washington is someone who don’t give two fucks about life! he will shoot up your local school, he disrespects his mom, loves to get suspended and kicked out of school! he wears black forces so u better watch what u leave laying around because he will snatch that shit! watch out he will stomp yo head in! and also loves to steal from stores.
michael washington really just don’t give 2 fucks
by trapgodddd1 December 13, 2019
mugGet the michael washingtonmug.

Michael Hahn

Your typical tiny penis nerd boy with a 100% chance of never breeding. His money will allow him to achieve minor success in his life, but even with immense funds, no bitch will ever want this gay boy inside them. Michael Hahns are extensively condescending, but in fact could be bullied to the point of death at any and every moment. 90% of those who come in contact with the fabled horror that is Michael Hahn hate him.
"You know Michael Hahn?"
"You mean Faggot?"
by Advantage Tennis Academy May 30, 2018
mugGet the Michael Hahnmug.

michael bass

a dude with the longest dick in the world known to get in all the right place ps.he is good with anal
by michael ass November 29, 2017
mugGet the michael bassmug.

MICHAEL G

a cumbumbaby (someone who was conceived via his dads bum, after being penetrated by his mums magic strap on)
michael g is such a cumbumbaby
by baileyj420 September 3, 2021
mugGet the MICHAEL Gmug.

julia michaels

Julia Michaels is the hottest, cutest, kindest singer-songwriter in the universe.

She cares a lot about family, friends, her fans(gems) and hot cheetos.

If you hurt Julia Michaels there will most likely be onions thrown at you.
God is a woman and her name is Julia Michaels.
by Véronique van Dijk May 5, 2019
mugGet the julia michaelsmug.

Michael Angel

Also called a cut ear, Michael Angel is a silent boy, he seems to be hiding something, a boy from southern Italy with a suspicious skin color, like his fellows he has a penis several kilometers long, but he also has a huge heart.
Wow that nigga looks like Michael Angel, they have the same cock
by Mattaman November 24, 2021
mugGet the Michael Angelmug.

Michael Jackson

michael jackson was, is and always will be innocent <3
by sippy_cup July 11, 2021
mugGet the Michael Jacksonmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email