Bubble Tea Zombie

A person who is mindlessly drawn towards bubble tea

She can't help herself, she is a bubble tea zombie

by Jalla123 October 7, 2020

After Tea Merchant

Hen

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant”

by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021

Texas Tea Bucket

When you put a glass of water by your buddy's bed that you have already dipped your balls in. Then when he wakes up he drinks that ball water.

"I found a hair in my water this morning."
"That's cause you got the ole' Texas Tea Bucket."

by AceNB November 20, 2012

warm sausage tea

a random thing stevie t said on one of his videos

“spare him his life from this warm sausage tea”

by the human of things and things May 1, 2022

Brazilian tea bag

It’s when one study’s the art of Brazilian Jui-Jitsu then gains the north-south position(69) and applies their nut cup to someone’s face then applies an immense amount of pressure with their hips.

Damn joe, you tapped me out today with that Brazilian tea bag. I’ll be able to taste your balls for a week.

by CandyNutz May 8, 2023

texas tea pot

When you gape a chick's arse hole and then dip your nut sack inside

I was banging a chick in the arse last night then gave her the old Texas tea pot

by chilliwillie April 12, 2015

Tea spoon and ladle

When a midget gets spooned by a giant

me and my boyfriend tea spoon and ladle in bed last night

by Little midge June 17, 2017