Poking The Sausage

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.
by karma8888 February 27, 2024
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chuggle sausage

A dick that resembles a sausage
Chandler was embarrassed when she wouldnt sleep with his chuggle sausage
by chicken dick January 07, 2016
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Wiggle Sausage

When a Man Shakes his large sausage, that creamy cheddar spills out.
Oh yeah, that wiggle sausage feels good mama, thank god you are my actual dad.
by ZacAttak May 02, 2022
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drop the sausage

Similar to "letting the cat out of the bag" and "spilling the beans"
Maria, dont drop the sausage about the new movie
by MelMax6 December 27, 2017
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Sausage on a plate

Stretching your ballsack out so your penis lays on it like a plate .
by Awol_partydrunk June 04, 2022
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Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 06, 2010
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Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 06, 2010
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