italian sausage puppet show 

The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.

The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.

or

"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"

italian sausage puppet show by Myrealnameissasuke June 17, 2017

Cold Sausage 

when a guy is not with the actions/ with the shit

Amy: "Yo Tyler you wanna come over and drink beer?"
Tyler: "Nah I gotta go home and do my homework."
Amy: "Man he's a cold sausage."

Cold Sausage by Congregation September 27, 2017

Flimsy sausage 

Some frail fat cunt with a soft chode

My mate Logan is a flimsy sausage.

Flimsy sausage by _xParadoxical1 March 17, 2019

Naughty sausage 

A cigarette, you dirty-minded scum.

Dudebro #1: I’m gonna step outside for a naughty sausage. Wanna come?
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.

Naughty sausage by Coldiohead July 8, 2021

Browning Your Sausage

Anal Sex

Browning Your Sausage

Browning Your Sausage by Fox/Mont January 25, 2010

Just pullin' your sausage 

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting.

Laura: Dude, how hot was that guy last night?!
Sarah: He looked like Justin Bieber...?
Laura: Yeah, I was just pullin' your sausage..

Sarah: AHHH, you are such a jokester. Lets be friends forever!

Just pullin' your sausage by Tacos are yummy. January 26, 2011

long Island sausage 

A girthy meat rod that belongs to a Strong Islander

" Darla said that we were out of sausage, and I told her that I got plenty a Long Island sausage right here!"

long Island sausage by Ronno Deluxe October 23, 2013