A game often played at bachelorette parties. Players take turns jumping across the room, trying to land their vaginas directly onto a hunky stripper's erect phallus. She who makes the first successful shot is the winner.
Male stripper #1: hey bro, how'd that bachelorette party go the other day?
Male stripper #2: started off tame enough but, man, after a few drinks they wound up playing a game of ring toss!
Male stripper #2: started off tame enough but, man, after a few drinks they wound up playing a game of ring toss!
by Studs Buffley January 15, 2025
Get the Ring Toss mug.The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.
• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
by anonymous January 24, 2025
Get the The Ring of Mordor mug.Google Ai: "Ring around" (or "ring round") is a phrase, primarily used in British English, meaning to call several people or places on the phone to gather information, check availability, or arrange something. It is equivalent to "calling around" in American English
Modern Slang that i know it as: Making something more complicated or in depth than it necessarily needs to be.
Modern Slang that i know it as: Making something more complicated or in depth than it necessarily needs to be.
"He told me he'd pay me for a simple task but gave me the ring around for some reason" or in a positive sense "My training was pretty in depth and detailed my manager gave me the ring around"
by TheMunkey February 10, 2026
Get the The Ring Around mug.A game in which multiple females toss Funyuns on to the a males erect Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap, which also must be covered in maple syrup. The intermediate level of this game, the male can be laying down. For Olympic style play or for the advanced, the male must be standing. In the event of a tie, the winner shall be decided by who can take the most amount of Funyuns off with their mouth.
Last night we had nothing to do. So Nancy, Bevan, and Wendy decided to play Canadian Ring Toss. Guess what bro it was a tie.
by Artie J Saves February 19, 2026
Get the Canadian Ring Toss mug.A dangerously stupid DIY cock ring made using the mouth of a Coke bottle.
Someone inserts their penis into the narrow glass opening of a Coca-Cola bottle. The rigid neck compresses the base and traps blood, creating an improvised erection-maintaining “ring.”
Because the bottle opening is narrow and inflexible, swelling can trap the penis inside. This can cut off circulation, damage tissue, and lead to an urgent and very awkward ER visit.
Pro Tip: Don’t do this. Just rub one out and call it a day.
Someone inserts their penis into the narrow glass opening of a Coca-Cola bottle. The rigid neck compresses the base and traps blood, creating an improvised erection-maintaining “ring.”
Because the bottle opening is narrow and inflexible, swelling can trap the penis inside. This can cut off circulation, damage tissue, and lead to an urgent and very awkward ER visit.
Pro Tip: Don’t do this. Just rub one out and call it a day.
Guy: Bro where you at?
Other Guy: I'm in the ER...
Guy: Why?
Other Guy: I was really horny and tried a coke ring...and I couldn't get it off
Other Guy: I'm in the ER...
Guy: Why?
Other Guy: I was really horny and tried a coke ring...and I couldn't get it off
by cokeringer March 3, 2026
Get the coke ring mug.When the male rims their penis around the anus of the female then inserts a cucumber into anus instead
by NewJumbo March 9, 2026
Get the Nevada Ring Slapper mug.Virgil: I ate too much chickpea noodle spaghetti and paid the price.
Cletus: How so ?
Virgil: I took a shit and it curled around in the toilet bowl. It looked like a bologna ring.
Cletus: Ew.
Virgil : It just spun round and round in there leaving skid marks but never went to it's home so I left it.
Cletus : What about the next man up ?
Virgil: While I was getting my gas station hot dog, Takis and fountain drink I heard the cashier call for cleanup near aisle 7. I think the toilet overflowed and it slithered it's way out onto the floor. I saw the junior gas station attendant heading towards the area with a mop and a snow shovel for scraping that bad boy off the floor. All in a days work I guess.
Cletus: How so ?
Virgil: I took a shit and it curled around in the toilet bowl. It looked like a bologna ring.
Cletus: Ew.
Virgil : It just spun round and round in there leaving skid marks but never went to it's home so I left it.
Cletus : What about the next man up ?
Virgil: While I was getting my gas station hot dog, Takis and fountain drink I heard the cashier call for cleanup near aisle 7. I think the toilet overflowed and it slithered it's way out onto the floor. I saw the junior gas station attendant heading towards the area with a mop and a snow shovel for scraping that bad boy off the floor. All in a days work I guess.
by cut the cards March 12, 2026
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