The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.
"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
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The Chinese version of a banana republic. A fake communist socialist economy that is in fact capitalist in nature, whereby the country is operated as a private commercial enterprise for the exclusive profit of the ruling class.
China and many of the Global South countries that follow their economic example are merely bamboo republics.
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Get the bamboo republic mug.Banana Republicans are those to whom the Right is not Right enough; modern-era conservatives dedicated to eliminating democracy and rejecting the justice system including judges, juries and the official apparatus of investigative agencies, punitive measures, and oversight concerning Rightwing politicians.
Those damned Banana Republicans have taken over the Supreme Court and brought the legislative branch to a grinding halt.
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Population:5M(Pop Growth:4%)
GDP:250% of Vietnam(1.01613 Trillion USD)
Official Language: Vietnamese, English, Turpian
Alliance: Republic of Turpul, Socialist Republic of Vietnam, Socialist of Bulurus
Native Food: Povienlotuyen
Population:5M(Pop Growth:4%)
GDP:250% of Vietnam(1.01613 Trillion USD)
Official Language: Vietnamese, English, Turpian
Alliance: Republic of Turpul, Socialist Republic of Vietnam, Socialist of Bulurus
Native Food: Povienlotuyen
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There go the MAGAt Republicans again spreading the lies and deceitful misinformation of their incompetent leader, Diaper Donald.
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