two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.

My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum

by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023

Lil pump

A bitch

Aye y u being lil pump

by LILFADE March 17, 2019

Pump Troll

A short, young female who enjoys sex in every way possible.

That little pump troll took it in all three holes and begged for more.

by Matthew J of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009

Pump a well

Masturbate

It’s been so long since he/she had an orgasm he or she decided to pump a well

by Wildbill123 May 10, 2018

gas pump light bulb

When someone says something a little freaky!!

Are you gas pump light bulbing me rn??

by eisakuuuuuuuuu May 3, 2024

Squirt-pump

1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit

Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.

by Allcity82 January 12, 2022

Pump and dump

The act of defecating after having intercourse.

"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "

by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020