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One eye cry

Crying not tears of sadness, but tears of joy from your penis.
Man, Tarnia’s camel toe gave me the one eye cry.
One eye cry by Just-In-69 January 23, 2018
Verb: In any type of gaming, when a powerful NPC, monster or a gamemaster destroys a player with a single attack, often without giving the player a chance to defend themself.
The Ancient Wyrm one-hit him with its flame breath before it was even on-screen.
one-hit by TaintedMustard September 25, 2004

One Eyed Willy 

A One Eyed Willy always looks better circumcised
One Eyed Willy by Bungalow Bill October 18, 2001

One Man Army 

A perk in Modern Warfare 2. It allows you to change between classes at any time in the match. This perk replaces the player's secondary weapon. Usually frowned upon in online matches.
Damn it! I just got shot down by a n00b with One Man Army.
One Man Army by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

One Direction

One direction are made up of 5 people:
Henry, Zack, Lee, Lewis and Neil.

They are all 100% straight,
They formed on nickelodeon and if you watched them on nick, well done, you've been there since the start,
Lee loves spoons,
Henry hates cats,
Lewis hates carrots,
Zack lacks self esteem,
Neil hates Lee and also hates potatoes,
they are all 100% serious,
Henry is canadian,
Lee is polish,
Zack is Mexican,
Lewis is ethiopian,
Neil is austrailian,
Neil is really ugly,
Lewis is also kinda ugly,
in fact the only one anyone likes is Henry,
Their full names are:
Henry Edmund Sile,
Lewis Waldo Thompson,
Lee John Pan,
Neil Jim Horse,
Zack Jam Milk,
We shout things like:
Hello, how are you?
Yes! Jane exclaimed,
And last of all
Their fans are called directionators
Girl 1: OMG did you see one direction on nick last night? I am a true directionator

Girl 2: Yeah I did OMG right? Directionators ftw!

One-life-stand 

Having a one-night-stand with a man or woman, getting pregnant, and having to be responsible for a child the rest of one's life.
Richard intended on having a one-night-stand with the drunk girl he met in Vegas, but instead, got the girl pregnant and had to help raise the child--he ended up with a one-life-stand.
One-life-stand by nympho bobcat December 15, 2010