butter noodled

when you cum on a blanket and it looks like the shape of a noodle

i couldn't find a towel so i butter noodled

by butter noodled January 20, 2017

noodle-ounce

The amount of fluid needed to prevent flaccidity in a male erection.

That dude must need 14 noodle-ounces to fuel his garfield.

by flaccidfox January 2, 2012

Noodle Nipple

A nipple that extends beyond reach

Oh geez my noodle nipple just got caught in the window. (Ouch)

by Renee Griffin November 11, 2020

slurp dat noodle

Slang term used to describe ones strong sexual attraction to feet; proving the implication of the desire to make foot-to-mouth contact, preferably through the sucking of toes.

"Hey Jim, I saw those new sandals your girlfriend had on at the beach yesterday."
"I know, I can't wait to take them off and slurp dat noodle!"

by Ole Bobby April 9, 2019

Noodle

ITS A BIG PENIS

I wish I had a Noodle.

by A guy who likes brain September 24, 2015

Ohio Pool Noodle

Two fuzzy fellas slap they wieners in sync till they meat touches (Gotta Wear Socks So It Ain’t Gay)

Hey Bro Wanna Ohio Pool Noodle And Chill Or Nah

by DaQtrToterPounder November 13, 2025

nazi noodles

Nazi Noodles.

Based on Nazi cold cook methamphetamine from World War Two

When you take cup o noodles and a can of cold soup and combine them into a hotel room coffee maker to heat them up.

This is your dinner

Town was so small by the time I got off work and got a room for the night everything was closed. Had to make me some Nazi Noodles and go to bed

by Fornicater January 7, 2024