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Politic Hands

It's what a politician's hands become when they are suddenly thrust into the spotlight. It takes some serious time to polish and groom this look as they feel that keeping their hands together at chest level, whilst gesticulating, makes us citizens feel that they are more trustworthy. Behind closed doors, they're hands return to their normal function.
Damn! That candidate looks like he's the real deal! I can tell because his Politic Hands show me that he would never steer us wrong!
by carlipet October 27, 2012
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Whopper Hands

Very small hands of any gender. Picture eating a whopper but not being to fully grasp it and it falling because how small your hands are. Refers back to the old burger King commercial where the person eating a whopper had small very small hands.
Snuffy: "You have whopper hands dude."
Snuffy's Boss: "You're fired, gtfo."
by Privatelyowned November 28, 2020
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Buddy Hand

The hand that you use to masturbate with. It can apply to males or females.
Person: Which hand is your buddy hand?
Me: Wtf? ....My right hand.
by Fury Biscuit June 4, 2016
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Money Hands

That nasty metallic smell that gets on your hands after handling change. One can also contract Money Hands from touching certain types of metal that give you the same smell on your hands. Rusty metal or unclean metal that is touched frequently (e.g. a bathroom door handle) will often give a person Money Hands.
Oh crap, I needed another ten cents, so I gave the cashier a dime and now I've got money hands.
by MozillaBruh September 17, 2015
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Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.
by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018
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Golf Hand

The soreness in ones hand who participates in golfing activities. Similar to tennis elbow, this is treatable though the subject will suffer from what feel like tendoninits through the hand and possible forearm region of the arm.
Yesterday I played way to much golf now I suffer from golf hand.
by Luke Lansworth May 11, 2014
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Poopy hand

Packy who wipes his ass with his hand
by Big bih July 6, 2019
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