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Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard
Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.
by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024
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hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.
Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.
by Knacker Sack October 29, 2015
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magic knight

A Magic Knight is A bastard of the Royal family who decided to practice dark magic as a teen and never got better. He wasn’t even good at card tricks!
Magic Knight*“I bet I can turn the Jack into a Queen

Boy 1*”this Kid thinks he’s a Magic Knight, he’s friggiń trash”
by Lord Crumpet December 6, 2019
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Booby Magic

Booby Magic occurs when two women rub their bare breasts together. This is where Unicorns, Leprechauns, Fairies, and Rainbows come from.
Did you see those 2 women in Sturgis at the Glencoe Campground pavilion #63 making Booby Magic all over the place?
by Peachy 🍑 July 21, 2025
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Make you do magic

a veiled threat, to 'make someone do magic' means you will make them fly (as in off a tall building), make them disappear (as in go missing indefinitely), or get sawed in half (as in literally cut in fucking half) or stay under water for 10 minutes (as in drowned in fucking water)
fuck with me again, i'll make you do magic.
by Beez Leboss November 12, 2012
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Magic Carpet Ride

When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.
by frosty dog September 30, 2019
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Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.
Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
by niggismallz December 27, 2023
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