Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

Free kick merchant by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day 

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!

My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.

National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023

National Kick a Confederate Day 

December 15th
You can go kick a traitor in the place it hurts

Bill: Yo it's National Kick a Confederate Day!!
Issac: Let's go bro!!

National Kick a Confederate Day by Shiny the borgor December 15, 2023

National kick short people day

On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…

Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!

National kick short people day by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024

Syrup kick

A secondary take of the "Waffle Stomp" the Syrup Kick is used when one has diarrhoea.

I had bubble guts so bad and shit myself in the shower. It was so running I had to syrup kick it towards the drain.

Syrup kick by anonymous March 5, 2024

rape kick 

An aggressive term to repell mucktards.

I told that mucktard I would rape kick him if he didn't stop trying to sell me bibles.

rape kick by BB COOL April 2, 2024

Prawn Kick 

When you or someone drops something and kick it whilst trying to pick it back up

Did you see him prawn kick, it was such an ick.

Prawn Kick by Jeopardy B April 6, 2024