Jesus Horse 

noun; commonly referred to as "Jesus Horses" by the duo Armstrong and Getty @AandGShow

noun; anything large and fun to ride that terrifies others, such as an SUV

noun; dinosaur

"Did you see that Jesus Horse, it was huge!"

"That's like saying Jesus Horses don't exist... what else can't we teach!"

Jesus Horse by echodanny August 14, 2012

Jesus Christ 

A common misspelling of Jeebus Crust.

Jesus Christ is actually named Jeebus Crust.

Jesus Christ by yeltsA kciR May 26, 2021

Jesus take the wheel 

A sort of cuss phrase that stems from the song of the same name sung by Carrie Underwood.

Dude! Jimmy just took my cheese sticks! Jesus take the wheel! I hate that kid!

Jesus take the wheel by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 11, 2006

Jesus tits 

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.

J'us TITS!


Jaysus tits!

Jesus tits by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Jesus tits 

An exclamation of anger or more properly amazement. The emphasis is usually placed on the word 'tits'.

"Jesus TITS!", George exclaimed upon coming out of the strip bar and seeing his new convertable filled with quick setting concrete.

Jesus tits by azzaze1o December 12, 2003

Jesus Christ 

(verb): The act of saying, whether by voice, e-mail, text message, or other form of communication, the phrase "Jesus Christ" as a direct response to a communication from another person. (i.e. "Can you help me with something?" -- "Jesus Christ, can't you do anything yourself")

The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.

Don't you dare Jesus Christ me!

Why did you Jesus Christ me?

If he Jesus Christ me one more time, we are through.

Jesus Christ by SMLB February 13, 2009

Jesus F Christ 

Spoken by a troubled soul, a person fluent in most heanus of sware words though due to a religous tendancy struggles to link 'Fuck' or 'Fucking' to his/her lord above blaspheme's..

Stjohn - "Margaret, why u aint cleaned my car bitch?"

Margaret "Jesus F Christ SJ, that cunting Landrover gets so dirty up our motherfucking mile long drive, do it ur fucking self"

Jesus F Christ by Chris cacc August 14, 2009