Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.

I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.

Jack Bauer Power Shower by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010

jack sparrowed 

A way of referring to a movie that has been illegally pirated off of the internet.

A: "No, man, I think we're just going to sit home tonight and watch Alice in Wonderland."

B: "Isn't Alice in Wonderland still in theaters?"

A: "Yeah, it is. I Jack Sparrowed it."

jack sparrowed by simplistikmind April 11, 2010

Jack long 

Short little fuck who can get girls unless they are 8 years old his motto is "if the age is on the clock she's ready for the cock" he wear shoes 5 sizes too big

Jack long likes to dick ride Tyler hill

Jack long by Concerned portarican April 24, 2017

Jack Marston 

A simple dinosaur commonly found in Ark Survival Evolved. It is cared greatly about by Micah Bell and is HATED by Dutch.

Micah Bell: “Damnnn, Jack Marston is looking AMAZING today! Level 50 champ!”

Jack Marston by Agent Milton February 2, 2019

Jack Harlow 

A sanitary Post Malone

Have you heard that new Lil Nas X song featuring Jack Harlow? It’s 🔥

Jack Harlow by RandoBitch September 30, 2021

tongue jack 

To stimulate sexually with one's tongue. Earliest origins are traced to the mouth of the RumblePig.

Dude, you nasty bitch! You tongue-jacked her shitbox?

tongue jack by larry beavers October 26, 2004

F-Jack 

Female ejaculation; the watery substance that comes out of a woman sometimes when she gets a good lay. not common for all (read straight) women.

Dude, she F-Jacked all over my face.

F-Jack by BardHead January 18, 2009