Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!

by shamdog6 July 21, 2021

neglected human

A safe word for a white person to use when they have the impulse to use the n-word.

You're such a neglected human.

by fadeismyname August 5, 2022

Human milkshake

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.

Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.

by ..ms.. April 5, 2023

Humans.

Humans ranging from condescending to idiotic or ruthless.
Humans who will make you say "I hate it here''

I typed "I hate it here" in my computer's search bar, because of fucking foolish humans.

by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022

Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.

I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))

by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025

human

a meat sack and neurons

We are all just humans.

by creamteam069420 October 2, 2022