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Friday speech

The weekly religious speech given at mosques that somehow coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025
Every Friday speech at the mosque hits differently; it’s like the imam is secretly aware of my college syllabus about ethics and morality — on Friday, October 24th 2025 he talked about discernment right before my class about it!
by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025
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Friday Night Funkin'

An indie rhythm game created by Ninjamuffin99 about a short blue-haired bisexual with ADHD and huge feet named Boyfriend trying to get freaky on a Friday night with his girlfriend Girlfriend, but her parents want him dead. The game is mostly played by neurodivergent queer people (like me :3) and brain-rotted children. However, despite the game's player base being mostly iPad kids, the game is peak, and if anyone says otherwise, disassociate with them immediately, because they're probably a sociopath.
My favorite Friday Night Funkin' song is Roses.
by Anti-Garmadon December 17, 2025
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Brown Friday

Brown Friday, a.k.a. Deadline Friday, is a term used describing the last friday of the month where we're supposed to update our commercial websites.
Ah, it's brown friday again. Please refrain from using the air freshener and ventilation in the toilets, please.
by schande February 7, 2008
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American Friday

The last day of your work week, regardless of when it occurs, said in relative jubilation for the events of the upcoming weekend. Comes from when you finish your 40 hour work week.
"What do you mean it's Friday? It's only Thursday"

"Yeah, but we do 4 10's, so for us it's an American Friday!"
by Justin aka "Juice" September 25, 2008
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Monday-Friday

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.
I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.
by ZebraPants December 26, 2008
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snake friday

getting screwed over at work, typically on a friday, by means of extra/unneccessary work. and not getting paid overtime
hey man, weren't you supposed to leave a few hours ago?

yeah bro, but you know its another snake friday
by frankturner March 9, 2010
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frosty friday

the day of the week where you wear your favorite Frosty Shirt to school, to work, or to the club
frosty fridays fucking make my week
by Sargent Swagger December 19, 2010
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