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Ethan

the best person alive the gigachad of all names
ethan is just soooooooooooo awesome
by daddychilled December 27, 2022
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Ethan

He is very sensitive and soft , has the smallest hand and the largest head , he is very clingy to everyone he meets and cry’s every time you leave the room. A very weak individual who cannot live alone.
Fam you are such an Ethan it’s actually peak
by Bapehoodie January 18, 2020
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Ethan

He is perfect figure
-like a god
-incredibly handsome
-funny
-loveable
-big 7 inch slong 😉
-loyal af for his Queen
-knows when someone is lying

-is quiet a lot but very assertive and a good listener

-likes to do most and everything
- has a few friends
- keeps some secrets but shares some to the ones he loves

He is just the best and most amazing person you will ever meet
Ethan is god-like
by Cfghssgjigcdej December 8, 2021
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Ethan

He is the worst guy you can find. If you are a girl don’t fall in love with him fall in love with an actual guy and not a player like him. He will make you fall in love with his words but unfortunately,he is a good liar.

He makes you feel special like nothing else matters but after he finds a new girl and gets over you and break your heart. And he is stupid enough to walk away so be smart enough to let him go. You will always deserve something better than Ethan. He will make you fall in love with him,and you will but trust me that is a mistake and you will regret it. He will be the jerk that broke your heart but somehow he will still be in your dreams he will be so important in your life that you will not be able to get him out of your mind. His eyes are gorgeous you can look at them for the rest of your life. His hair is amazing that’s a reason why you will fall in love with him. When he breaks your heart. He feels nothing. He moves on quickly...like nothing happened.while you feel like a piece of you is missing. You can’t sleep you cry for him but after you realize that your mascara it’s to expensive to cry over stupid boys. He won’t come back to you in th middle of the night sneaking though the window. He will just leave and never say another word to you. I HATE YOU ETHAN you made me fall in love with you and then you break my heart you got over that fast that I don’t even think I meant anything in your life.
Ethan go die in a whole
by Hmb ethan June 17, 2018
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Ethan Chappell

An absolute wanka who licks everyone’s bum holes and enjoys it. Also he owns a white van and there has been kids missing in his area (I think him). Pretty much don’t go near him or his van because you might not be there for school tommorow.
by 007988 May 9, 2019
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Ethan Matthews

A person who prioritises a good time beyond anything.
Person 1: Hey bro you gotta test tomorrow, what are you gonna do?

Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!
by PeterEater123 May 18, 2023
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Ethan

Physically, the average Ethan is built like a dropped lasagna: wide, confused, and oddly dense. They seem to possess their own gravitational pull — not metaphorically, but in the very real sense that small objects left unattended might begin to orbit them. While they claim a devotion to combat sports involving heavily padded fists and dramatic grunting, their physique suggests significantly more experience with buffet lines than training lines. Every Ethan insists he's "in a cutting phase," yet somehow stays permanently in bulk mode.

Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.

Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”
Ethan, Is a fatty
by linkmon9988899 June 20, 2025
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