Lotus-Eaterology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Lotus-Eaterology:

A field pertaining to the study of lotus eating. Eating the narcotic lotus plant is said to induce a peaceful, apathetic, dreamy, and languorous state of mind and being. In Greek mythology, Odysseus and his crew happened upon an island of "lotus-eaters", some fell into the ethereal trance of the lotus but Odysseus forced them to swallow the hard red pill and dragged them back to the ship of reality.

And so I says to Mabel, I says... little Bobby-John has been dewdropping under the guise of pursuing a PhD in Lotus-Eaterology.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018

Relentless Eater

fat person

Yo Stewart look at that big a** relentless eater over there.

by Stewart the plate cleaner May 28, 2018

fad eater

A person who indiscriminately adopts the latest diets and eating trends without a health condition requiring or recommending them.

OMG, Becky is such a fad eater. Last week she started Crossfit and went totally Paleo. This week she decided to start on the Whole 30.

by Cricket McJunkins June 4, 2018

Dick Eater

When a male or female temporarily consume a penis.

Bro did you see what he did last night? Now he's a Dick Eater.

by MISTER PENIS69 February 26, 2018

Pie Eater

The most vicious, savage human being on earth. Being a Pie Eater is a sin, it is recommended that one does not become a pie eater in this day and age

Oh! Toby from Edinburgh? Yeah hes definitely a Pie Eater, I wouldn't go near him

by Macgyver January 19, 2019

Middle Eastern BlowJob

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth

Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!

by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019

bank eater

A word turning into slang offensive words such as idgas or anyone who really goes to a hotel using (NIGGA) Also replaced as Nothing in games gear apple.

The bank eater sucked my busta

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore August 27, 2019