Dick tricks

the art of manipulating ones genitals in the shape of objects and/or creatures for the amusement of others. ( see also monkey tongue, map o' tassie and spanish wristwatch)

Jacobs' dick tricks were a complete hit at his Grandparents anniversary.

by christian the newt April 14, 2003

dick trickle

What you get if you don't shake well enough after pissing. Most common in public places and/or in a rush. Visible mainly in sweat pants and thin light colored pants/shorts, khaki.

x: *zips* "Dammit!" *walks out*
Y:"You piss yourself?"
X:"Nah man, just dick trickle."

by lamb72 December 22, 2010

Golden Dick

the dick you hope your girlfriend never finds. this pens is the absolute perfect length , girth and color for her vagina , it hits all the right places.. there is only ever one Golden Dick for each girl in the world

Ben - "Alice is going on holidays next week , i think she's going to break up with me before she leaves. we've been fighting a lot"

Craig - "maybe she'll find the Golden Dick"

Ben - "why would you say that?"

by fuckingrage March 13, 2013

dick pic

A picture of your dick.

"Hey dude, I took a great dick pic last night for my girlfriend!"

by KattyFourrTeeeFiiive September 26, 2007

Baby Dick

a dick the size of a 2 year old.

Tucker has a baby dick! or
Tucker Tucker the Raven Fucker

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

Skunk dick

Occuring usually in the warmer summer months,..skunk dick is the unmistakable condition of having a sweaty, grime-coated penis. It is nearly impossible for anyone to tolerate this odor, except for pay-whores.

It's 15 for a blowjob....wait whats that smell?......skunk dick is 25.

by Clean dick June 15, 2009

Dick Cheney

An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.

Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?

Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...

Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!

by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009