Bacon

Someone who went on a journey of self-discovery with their gender only the discover they are Cisgender

Person 1: Is the egg about to crack?
Person 2 :Nope I'm just bacon

by mag21 July 4, 2023

mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because she sleep on floor with no iced tea

by anonymous July 13, 2023

mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a golfer but no hoes
peach iced tea addict but no money or shop
mollie good at bracelets but not for r**
mollie is a lesbain

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because i got kicked onto my floor

by littleliv July 13, 2023

Nasal bacon

Hard, crispy mucas, picked from a nostril.

Check out this nasal bacon I just excavated from my nose.

by G-Mann July 24, 2023

Baconator effect

When you eat something a second time and it is no where near as good as the first time you tried it.

Billy: Why does food never taste as good as the first time you ever tried it, the second time is always worse!
Jim: Well that’s an easy answer, it’s called the baconater effect; the second time is always worse. The first time I tried a baconator, orgasmic, the second time, mediocre at best… and thus you have the baconator effect.

by DOM1NAT3R July 26, 2023

whoper cream bacon onion flavored chicken cheez

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way

Outro
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)

hoi maety lets go eat soem whoper cream bacon onion flavored chicken cheez

by ihackedyourfortniteaccount August 8, 2023

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023