joke

a word that was offensive to all women and LGBTQ members in 2020-present.

Tiffany: THATS NOT FUNNY BLM WAS NOT A JOKE AND AUNT JEMIMA SYRUP WAS RACIST
Bob: Calm down it was a joke.

by a normal person in society March 17, 2021

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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards

"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"

by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020

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