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poop angel

An old person who is lying on the floor in a pile of poop because they have fallen and can't get up to call 911 and nobody is around to help them. Sometimes they can spend days there and they will defecate while waving their arms and legs around in an attempt to get up which will spread the poop around in the shape of an angel.
"Hey you know that old lady down the street whose husband died a few years ago?"

"Ya?"

"Well I saw the paramedics over at her house so I asked them what was up and they said that she had been a poop angel for the last two days."
poop angel by Jay Giddens August 5, 2012
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Asher Angel 

Asher angel is a boy who played Jonah on andi Mack and billy on Shazam, in 2018 he released a song called chemistry, which was his biggest hit, until he released one though away, Asher started dating Annie LeBlanc on 2/14/19 and they have been going strong since, Ashers music video for one thought away is coming out on June 6, and fans are so exited because his girlfriend Annie plays a big roll in the music video. Asher has a sister named London and a brother named avi, he has green eyes and is 16 years old. He know how to play the guitar and is an amazing singer. He is the sweetest cutest boy alive and Annie is so lucky to have someone like him.
“ I love Asher angel so much he is so cute”
Asher Angel by Taylor rusk June 3, 2019
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Dirty Angel 

Someone that enjoys choking on cock.
Dirty Angel- Someone that enjoys choking on cock

“Wow my cock was sucked by an Angel

Steve Angel 

The alternate identity of one Hunter Burgan, member of AFI and radass bassist with cool, rogaine hair and killer scowls. Often connected with his fixation with the eighties
"Man, that Steve Angel is like...so eighties"
Steve Angel by SquigglyBrow July 12, 2004

Virgin Angel Kiss 

The act of a having sex with a virgin, then performing oral sex while she is bleeding from the broken hymen
After breaking Jill's hymen, Jack proceeded to go down on her to perform a virgin angel kiss
Virgin Angel Kiss by shmu92 May 13, 2009

jizz angel

definition one: some random girl that you find yourself fucking one night n when u come she demands u shot it all over her face and chest and makes u watch her sparkle like an angel

definition two: a mistake that happens when u shoot ur jizz into the jizz angel in definition number one.. usually ends up being a cute baby unless ur jizz is fucked

definition three: when you shoot your load in the snow n tell someone to go make a snow angel in your dick juice pile
ex #1: damn that jizz angel i had last night was a FREAK

ex #2: i came in that freak last night shes gonna have my little jizz angel! i hope it dosent look like dave mustaine

ex #3: haha, i shot my load today n ur wife layed right in it..SWEET!
jizz angel by psycho cookie monster September 27, 2009

Status Angel 

A person who updates a friend's Facebook status with something that is clever, nice, or generally well received.
The opposite of a Facebook status hijacker.
Aww, he's your status angel!
Status Angel by MadZatchmo September 10, 2010