'Woman'

A mythical creature who, like Bigfoot, is believed to exist by conspiracy theorists, politicians, the Pope, and state organisations alike. The 'Woman' is said to be without balls and bitch non-stop about something or other. 'Woman's' existence is mainly pushed by mainstream media, college professors, and the IRS in an attempt to lure chads (like me) into temptation, time away from League of Legends, and take a shower.

Yo, did you see that woman?
Hehe, 'Woman'

by Jules Henri November 29, 2022

Man, I Feel Like A Woman

Let's go girls
C'mon
I'm goin' out tonight, I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise, really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout, uh
No inhibitions, make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a woman (hey!)
The girls need a break, tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance, we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a woman
Uh, huh
Oh, yeah

The best thing about bein' a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun, fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction
Color my hair, do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free yeah, to feel the way I feel
(The way I feel)

Man, I feel like a woman
Hey!
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
Act totally crazy
Can you feel it?
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman

by Death Menace September 16, 2022

Woman-Avoiding

Word: (noun) Woman-Avoiding

Definition: Someone, typically a woman, says something that you don't hear, so You ask what they've said, and they refuse to tell you. This makes you feel bad, like you've lost the privilege to know what has been said in the voidance of your conscious.

Robby: "What did you say?"
Denika: "Nope, doesn't matter, you weren't listening."
Robby: "Oh, stop woman-avoiding!"

by Ros333 September 20, 2022

a woman with a piece of candy

Is a trans woman before surgery below the waist.

Some celebrities like a woman with a piece of candy.

by TeXaSPeAch1121 September 22, 2022

Woman

Someone who doesn't wanna do something because they have strong feelings against it

Metza: I don't wanna play War Thunder anymore

Bucket: Oh my god, you're such a woman!

by Crayoneater2238 September 25, 2022

Career Woman Syndrome

Noun. : What a woman gets when they have emotional baggage or haven’t had luck with relationships, so they just focus on hyper independence and their careers.

Damn shawty does nothing but talk about how she is independent or her job. I think she has career woman syndrome.

by FlackoRaikiri32 September 25, 2022

woman posting

When a female volunteers information about herself that nobody else cares about. Almost always a tactic to get attention from lonely simps on social media such as Discord, Facebook, Twitter etc..

Woman posting examples:

"I really want to get leg warmers."
"My brother is taking ages in the bathroom, I wish he would hurry up fr"
"Behavioral sciences are my interests. Following in the footsteps of my retired clinical psych and criminologist mother."

by alpruzoolams September 26, 2022