vampons

A vampire-themed tampon that puts your mother’s tampon to shame.

As the full moon rose and the night enveloped the town, Marcella confidently whispered to her friend, 'Fear not the crimson tide, for I have vampons, the ultimate nocturnal companion, ensuring our night remains undisturbed'

by vampy69 September 28, 2023

vampilluntion

Verb
To convince to convert to vampirism

vampire disguised as human: wsg gang, wanna go drink blood
lil travis: HOLY SHIT THIS IS VAMPILLUNTION

by dorglevonshwefield September 30, 2023

Vampirelingus

When you eat out a women during her period.

When you love your women too much, a vampirelingus is always well deserved

by Balleux November 4, 2023

vamphyuck

the most powerful entity out there, the one and only vampire haechan

"yo what is this video"
*vamphyuck shows up*
"saranghae tto saranghae"

by anonymous November 5, 2023

Vampire-o-saurus

A vampire dinosaur (of any type of dinosaur).

The mad scientist turned a T-Rex into a vampire-o-saurus.

by Sparkle200 November 6, 2023

Vampire Bottom

A kinky term referring to a submissive person who provides little or no expression or movement in response to the stimulations of a dominant person, often by laying silent and motionless during play (like a vampire).

I've met my share of vampire bottoms. Once, I tried flogging, tying, clamping, and even fucking a guy for hours, and I maybe got a single whimper and a twitch the whole time we played.

by The I Like Trains MAN January 15, 2024

Vampire Survivors

Literal dogshit. Does have among us tho. This skibidi toilet concept is just absurd! I mean, seriously, who needs a toilet that doubles as a bizarre piece of entertainment? It's a classic case of prioritizing frivolity over functionality. Sure, we all could use a laugh, but let's not forget the primary purpose of a toilet – it's not a playground or an art installation. Some might argue that it's a creative take on the mundane, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would genuinely want such a thing in their bathroom. Why complicate a simple, practical appliance with unnecessary gimmicks? There's a fine line between adding a touch of fun to everyday life and turning essential items into impractical novelties.

"I hate vampire Survivors, it GYAAAAAAAT!!!!!"

by gtyghghjj January 24, 2024