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Turkey Bagel

The seductive look a man gives, usually named Devon or Devo, in order to bring a female counterpart back to his place for the evening. This look usually produces extreme female orgasms.
Holy shirt girls, did you see DEVO at the music festival tonight in San Francisco? He was handing out Turkey bagels left and right!
by Uncle Tickler July 24, 2021
mugGet the Turkey Bagelmug.

Curb Turkey

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.
"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.
by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023
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Turkey plop

When you get dumped right before Thanksgiving, the idea being she doesn’t have to get you any holiday presents or put up with your dumb azz through the holidays. Usually these relationships start back with a booty call in mid January
Joe really thought he loved her, til she Turkey plopped him the weekend before thanksgiving.
by Sugarglider December 24, 2022
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Turkey Bastin

When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.
Uncle Joseph, come here! I have to keep turkey bastin yo ass.
by Rancid Bean November 15, 2020
mugGet the Turkey Bastinmug.

Turkey

Very weak and shitty country, it has the worst currency and economy in the world and it always gets fucked by its neighbours
Average Turk: Turkey is the strongest country in the world inshallah

Average Bulgarian: Kys rezak
by BulgarianLion December 4, 2021
mugGet the Turkeymug.

Warm-Turkey

When you stuff your s/o's ass with bread and then give them anal.
Brad: Yeah man, My wife finally let Me do warm-turkey to Her last night.
John: Woah dude, I wish My girlfriend would let Me do that to Her.
by Cuck123 December 15, 2019
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Sperm Turkey

When a girl is getting mouth fucked and you bust in her mouth so she sounds like a gobbling turkey
Luke: I was mouth fucking this chick last night and when I was cumming she started gobbling like a sperm turkey.....I was so jealous that she got to experience that.
by DarkCoffee July 14, 2021
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