We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.
by Ionlyeatcannedcranberrysauce November 20, 2018
Turkeying someone refers to when someone is sleeping (or not), and another person physically touches their chin with their testicles, giving the appearance of a goose head. This behavior is extremely discriminatory and disrespectful and is not recommended.
"Hey man, did you hear about John and Tim's wild night last night? They were Turkeying everyone at the party."
"I can't believe Jim pulled off the ultimate Turkeying move last night at the party, the whole room was in stitches"
"I can't believe Jim pulled off the ultimate Turkeying move last night at the party, the whole room was in stitches"
by fhfxbdf January 23, 2023
Dude 1: Man! Guess what I did last night?
Dude 2: idk man, what did you do?
Dude 1: I was turkeying the fuck out of Sarah!
Dude 2: Sarah has giant knockers man!
( Dude 2 high 5s dude 1
Dude 2: idk man, what did you do?
Dude 1: I was turkeying the fuck out of Sarah!
Dude 2: Sarah has giant knockers man!
( Dude 2 high 5s dude 1
by White n-word October 21, 2022
Luke: I was mouth fucking this chick last night and when I was cumming she started gobbling like a sperm turkey.....I was so jealous that she got to experience that.
by DarkCoffee July 15, 2021
To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
by Rasus December 12, 2014
The period of time after getting in a fight with someone, in-between "We are kinda talking again, but it's kinda cold..." and "Hell yea baby everything is gravy as fuck."
(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)
(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)
Mark: Hey Breanna, are you and Izzabella talking again?
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.
by scrubs2342 July 24, 2011
by captainstabbin123 November 27, 2016